More laws are not the answer to stopping law breakers, suggests Simon Lord. In the 1960s, the great Tom Lehrer wrote a song about the Second Vatican Council which sought to modernise the Roman Catholic Church through the use of vernacular languages instead of Latin, and the embracing of modern musical forms. Taking the idea to extremes, the satirist wrote The Vatican Rag, which included, to a ragtime piano accompaniment, the wonderful lines: Get in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional, There the guy who’s got religion’ll Tell you if your sin’s original. If it is, try playin’ it safer, Drink the wine and chew the wafer. Two, four, six, eight, Time to transubstantiate! The combination of syncopated rhythm, clever rhyming and an understanding